Everyone loves Oprah. Her accomplishments are legion.
Though I've seen some magazine covers in which she looked frighteningly like Star Jones, I almost believe she hasn't had plastic surgery.
And I know the pleasures of daytime television.
But Oprah is annoying as hell. Patronizing. Ingratiating. A trifle santimonious; interacting with her audience as if they're a bit dense. Are they? Isn't she?
At long last, a valuable lesson. Beware! Anyone can screw up at the polls. Even Oprah.
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