Fun With Flour (Special Lohan Series, Part One)

All morning I trawled the web, coffee in hand, reading the Lindsay Lohan fur story everywhere I could.

A PETA activist dumped a bag of flour on the cracktress Friday night as she entered a Paris nightclub wearing a fur stole.

I became angry as I read one account after another. No one had published the flour pics with their stories! So frustrating!

I'm not a fan of HoHan, and her stupid-ass "colored President" comment failed to woo me.

My pressure dropped once, at long last, I located the accompanying photos.

Seeing her caked with white flour, I couldn't help but smile.

More, please.

May she be haunted by the pelts of a thousand mink.